The mubs are here

So, I come home one day and find a dozen big red orange firey things at my house. They shoot lasers out of there stomach, and you can compress the lasers into a sort of metal. They're about 500 degrees standing, but don't make things spontaneously combust. We managed to drive e'm off when Kert started reflecting their lasers back at them. It seems that the chibis wear a weird armor, then start doing nuclear fusion inside of their bodies.